there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
do nipples grow back?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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