i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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