What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I would fuck him just for his dog
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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