I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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