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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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