You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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