Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
