My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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