I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
