One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
nutella sex= disaster
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
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