All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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