just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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