I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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