So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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