A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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