Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
