piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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