break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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