Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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