Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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