why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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