she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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