dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have feelings that need drinking.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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