i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
even my farts smell like vagina
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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