Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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