yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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