well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho