our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night