farters have to be the big spoon...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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