Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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