none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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