he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
