He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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