the day after is always just damage control
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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