i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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