Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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