She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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