I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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