is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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