I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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