Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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