hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
