I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
