It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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