Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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