Non-Jews are for practice
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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