It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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