Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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