It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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