THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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