I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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