Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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