I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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