well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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