is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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