What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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