He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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