is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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