when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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