so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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