I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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