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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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